A Game of Arcane Action and Old Men with Sticks.

Lo, thou ist cruisin' for thine bruisin'! Behold, the once-fair land of Anhelm has been torn asunder. Mad wizards, dark and powerful, waged war and almost all was lost. To save themselves from the machinations of those crazed fools, the neighboring kingdoms banished Anhelm to a distant astral realm—and here we fight for our lives. The wizards still plot each other's downfall. Dark times have indeed fallen upon us.

We fear this war will continue until only one wizard remains...

Eldritch Ass Kicking is the hilarious, wizard stomping roleplaying game of all out warfare in a blasted world. It's a 96 page softcover book.